Oh, I like you.
No, I am incapable of any sort of human emotion
word to the wise:
don’t ever make a joke to your father about something that he doesn’t think is funny.
…it ends badly.
is for someone to go on adventures with me.
My parents: Are you coming home this weekend?
Me: I was going to but I dont think I can anymore.
My parents: we’ll pay for your gas and food…
Me: I’m ON MY WAY!
and by that i mean, guess who got and ate a dozen cupcakes before drinking myself to sleep last night…